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Bastard Poetry How art thou, gangster?
28 May 2015
Melancthon 30 May 2015
BP, where have you been? You don't call, you don't write..... We've been worried sick!
Bastard Poetry 30 May 2015
Needed some time to focus on self-love (hint:mast;spoiler:erbation), but I'm coming back in a major way!
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24 July 2014
Bastard Poetry 25 July 2014
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Bastard Poetry We should do a 2nd (Annual) Let's Rage Olympics! C'MON LES DO EEEEET!
13 July 2014
Bastard Poetry ARRUUUUUUUUUU
02 July 2014
Bastard Poetry Terraria had a Halloween update where mobs could drop costumes. So now I'm playing as a Xenomorph (the alien from Alien) named "Wawa Skittletits."
16 November 2013
Bastard Poetry It's times like this I like to quench my thirst with a delicious Wolf Cola.
10 November 2013
Bastard Poetry http://www.zombo.com
06 November 2013
Bastard Poetry I've clicked this giant cookie a few times....
08 September 2013
Bastard Poetry Sips vs Sjin, Ultimate Stand-off: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ILd5SVSwCk
26 August 2013
Bastard Poetry ID Presents Stann and Bastard Poetry's INSANELY DIFFICULT Hot Pepper Reviews of INSANELY DIFFICULT Game Mods.
20 August 2013
Bastard Poetry Big weekend regret: I should have gone to the midnight screening of The Room on Friday night. Some friends of mine got to meet Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sistero, and I am fuming with jealousy.
11 August 2013
Angel 11 August 2013
Lemme give you a hug. That always makes people feel better. I could even do it topless.
Bastard Poetry For my 30th birthday, I'm staying at the Stanley Hotel, drinking, and chasing ghosts. Can't imagine a better way to celebrate.
24 July 2013
Bastard Poetry 24 July 2013
Even skeptics have a hard time explaining some of the shit that goes on at the Stanley. I'm one of them. My mission is to find the truth (though I'll be too drunk to know it when I find it).
Bastard Poetry Why are you wearing a bra?
15 July 2013
Melancthon 17 July 2013
A better question would be: Why are you NOT wearing a bra? Your high-beams are distracting.
Bastard Poetry I've the strength of a thousand kittens, and should you happen to be a giant ball of yarn--your days are utterly numbered.
11 July 2013
Bastard Poetry The Red Rocks Amphitheater in Morrison, CO is considered the best outdoor concert venue in the US. But since I work at a hotel that is 15 mins away from it, and I have to regularly deal with drunks coming in from concerts, I HATE IT.
29 June 2013
Bastard Poetry 03 July 2013
That's worse, no doubt. My drunks at least have a room to party in. Or a parking lot, as is often the case...
